Allen's Law

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Galbraith's Law of Political Prediction

Anyone who says he is not going to resign, four times, definitely will.

Gallois' Revelation

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.

Woltman's Law

Never program and drink beer at the same time.

Shirley's Maxim

Forgive and remember.

Shirley's Law

Most people deserve each other.

Law of Reruns

If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.

Gold's Law

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Merkin's Maxim

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.

Horngren's Observation: (generalised)

The real world is a special case.

Twain's Observation

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Turnauckas's Observation

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.