Etorre's Observation

The other line moves faster.

Ralph's Observation

It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

Klipstein's Observation

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Avery's Observation

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

Horngren's Observation: (generalised)

The real world is a special case.

Twain's Observation

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Turnauckas's Observation

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.

Lyall's Fundamental Observation

The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.