Law of Research

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Gordon's First Law

If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.

Cahn's Axiom

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Anthony's Law of Force

Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.

Schmidt's Law

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.

Lowery's Law

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Sattinger's Law

It works better if you plug it in.